Every time we meet at the dairy queen

The book follows the story of teenage love interests who go on dates to Dairy Queen.

When a boy meets the new girl in school, her reaction is quite surprising. Sign In Sign In. New Customer? Create account. Short Comedy Horror. Director Anthony Cousins. See production info at IMDbPro.

Every time we meet at the dairy queen

Jump to ratings and reviews. Want to read. Rate this book. Carlton Mellick III. Ethan is in love with the weird girl in school. The one with the twitchy eyes and spiders in her hair. The one who can't sit still for even a minute and speaks in an odd squeaky voice. The one they call Spiderweb. Although she scares all the other kids in school, Ethan thinks Spiderweb is the cutest, sweetest, most perfect girl in the world. But there's a problem. Whenever they go on a date at the Dairy Queen, her whole fucking face explodes. He's not sure why it happens. She just gets so excited that pressure builds under her skin.

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Doesn't suit? No problem! You can return within 30 days. You won't go wrong with a gift voucher. The gift recipient can choose anything from our offer. Known for his cute, disturbing, and utterly absurd novels, cult author Carlton Mellick III returns with a tale of childhood love and spontaneous face explosions.

In , he was named one of the top 20 science-fiction writers under the age of 40 by The Guardian UK. He lives in Portland, Oregon, where he obsesses over comic books, micro-brews, video games, and K-pop dance routines. Visit him online at carltonmellick. Ethan is in love with the weird girl in school. The one with the twitchy eyes and spiders in her hair. The one who can't sit still for even a minute and speaks in an odd squeaky voice. The one they call Spiderweb. Although she scares all the other kids in school, Ethan thinks Spiderweb is the cutest, sweetest, most perfect girl in the world. But there's a problem.

Every time we meet at the dairy queen

The book follows the story of teenage love interests who go on dates to Dairy Queen. Every time they go, the teenage girl gets so overwhelmed with happiness that her face explodes, spraying blood, gore, and meat all over Ethan and others at the ice cream shoppe. The backdrop is a beautiful pink and neon ice cream parlour that sets off the splatter of face explosions on soft vanilla ice cream cones. The short itself focuses on the relationship between Ethan and his unnamed love interest who are in the burgeoning stages of their love. Arden Michalec and Logan Schuneman work incredibly well together in depicting an awkward and endearing pair of teenagers while simultaneously sharing the message of love and acceptance. Despite the gore and the spiders in her hair, Every Time We Meet for Ice Cream Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes is a cute short that shows the importance of acceptance and loving people for who they are. This short is endearing, odd, and full of incredible blood and face explosions that make the 7 minutes and 6 seconds enjoyable and heartwarming. Jun 27 Written By Catherine Benstead. Catherine Benstead.

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Jump to ratings and reviews. It's still a 4 stars job but I'd really love reading a book of yours that has another main topic! Carlton Mellick III started writing at the age of ten and completed twelve novels by the age of eighteen. Definitely became a fan and look forward to reading more. Dimensions x x I cannot but guess you encountered some crazy ladies and that they left a huge impression on you but come on can't you sometimes talk about something else for a change? Add to cart day return policy. I've been reading Carlton Mellick for what feels like forever now. My first experience with him was The Haunted Vagina. No one can intrigue you with a cover like he can and no one can make your entire face come apart just by thought. I like weird horror and this sounded like it fit the bill. This short book is wonderful, wild, weird, and way out there.

Ethan is in love with the weird girl in school. The one with the twitchy eyes and spiders in her hair.

Help center. No slow burn bullshit. The one they call Spiderweb. Gross and strange but I liked it. However, as always, the story revolves around yet another weird female sexual behavior. It is a book for people who like reading about absurd things happening matter-of-factly. Harlan Wilson, Kevin L. It is all amusing though. Donihe, Vincent Sakowski, among others, and the publishing company Eraserhead Press. The basic premise is that we have a cute girl meets boy story, but said girl keeps exploding - the author took this idea and ran with it. Stay Fetters. It may also be the only love story I have ever read. A girl whose face blows up, and her mother is the same.