Funny quilt sayings

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Print off clever quilting quotes to share with your friends, family, and sewing buddies. Send them as cards, use them to top gifts, or hang on your wall. Print the quote here. Quilting and Sewing Quotes. Start Slideshow. Send Text Message.

Funny quilt sayings

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The following should keep you in stitches. A bad pun, we know, but at least it has you smiling. As well the many sewing, knitting, quilting and yarn puns and jokes we have assembled here. One word of warning, we did not plagiarize but kept the wording close to the original so as not to spoil the humor. Did you hear the one about the surgeon who told jokes as he examined his patient?

Funny quilt sayings

Hey quilting friends! Need a little inspiration for your next project? Or maybe you'd like some ideas for words to embroider on a gift or put in a card to one of your quilting friends. With 9 million quilters in the country, there's plenty of wisdom out there in the form of quilting quotes and sayings. We've curated some of the best quotes about quilting to give you just the right words to express your feelings about your craft. Whether you use these for yourself or to share with another quilter, these quotes have tapped into exactly what it's like to be a quilter and how quilting reflects who we are. Grab your favorites and put them to good use. They don't really get paintings. Quilts they do understand because everybody has a quilt in their house.

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One yard of fabric, like one cupcake, is never enough! Sewing mends the soul. Smilies are On. When I was studying linguistics at university, a very dear professor of mine who was teaching an advanced class for students thinking of grad school said the following: "linguistics is wonderful but it could be detrimental to your social life. Find More Posts by Chester the bunny. Print the quote here. Find More Posts by carolynjo. A day patched with quilting seldom unravels. Originally Posted by Chester the bunny. Vendor Directory.

Quilting is an excellent hobby because it is both a relaxing and stimulating pastime. It is not only a calming hobby but also an excellent method to demonstrate your artistic side. There are a lot of wise quilting quotes and sayings that have been passed down from generation to generation.

The rest I've just wasted. Chester the bunny. A quilt will warm your body and comfort your soul. Posting Rules. Find More Posts by dinny Please don't be offended by my comments; I just like to set the record straight. Send a private message to carolynjo. A bed without a quilt is like a sky without stars. Sewing fills my days, not to mention the living room, bedroom, and closets. Send a private message to dinny Want to see my fabric collection? Quilters never cut corners. Share the Gallery Pinterest.