Funny rude happy birthday

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We love funny cards at the Comedy Card Company and feel that if you're going to send a card you should always try and make the recipient smile, or perhaps even laugh out loud - what a wonderful thing to send through the post! Email Facebook Instagram Pinterest Twitter. Menu Close sidebar. RUDE Birthday Cards Our collection of rude birthday cards - our cheekier, more foul mouthed, edging-towards-offensive birthday cards for friends with a good sense of humour. Hilariously funny but perhaps not for the faint hearted! View our less rude Funny Birthday Cards. Filter: Availability 0 selected Reset.

Funny rude happy birthday

Rude and offensive birthday messages are the perfect way of showing somebody how immature you are and yet how much you really do love them, in a strange, mean sort of a way. Disclaimer: some of these offensive wishes are not for the faint hearted. Please only send them to people who share the same sense of humour. Not somebody like…your Gran. Happy Birthday to the old turkey neck over here. May your gizzard be shaking with party time glee come this evening. It sounds a little bit like your youth being violently blown away to a distant realm, never to be seen or heard from ever again. Happy Birthday you randy old dog. Excitable, hairy, covered in fleas and your anal glands are an absolute state. Happy birthday to an amazing person.

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Birthday cards are easy to come by, like specks of dust or somebody wearing jeans on the hottest day of the year. I am here to spruce up your birthday cards with a list of funniest birthday wishes. Here we have a list of generic funny birthday messages to ease you in gradually before we get to the really inappropriate stuff:. Happy birthday. Take a birthday high five! Another year older, another year grumpier. Happy birthday to someone who can be anything they want to be. Being old is getting hand strain trying to scroll down to your date of birth when filling out online forms.

Funny rude happy birthday

Rude and offensive birthday messages are the perfect way of showing somebody how immature you are and yet how much you really do love them, in a strange, mean sort of a way. Disclaimer: some of these offensive wishes are not for the faint hearted. Please only send them to people who share the same sense of humour. Not somebody like…your Gran. Happy Birthday to the old turkey neck over here. May your gizzard be shaking with party time glee come this evening. It sounds a little bit like your youth being violently blown away to a distant realm, never to be seen or heard from ever again. Happy Birthday you randy old dog. Excitable, hairy, covered in fleas and your anal glands are an absolute state. Happy birthday to an amazing person.

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Jess Moorhouse Design. Happy birthday, try not to die blowing out all those candles. View our less rude Funny Birthday Cards. Best Seller. Happy Birthday bestie, they broke the mould when they made you. Smell Wonderful. Everything from rude birthday messages to offensive birthday greetings for a best friend. Add one of these fab gifts? There we go, we hope this helped. Happy birthday to my favourite bell end with the least used bell end. Hannah Boulter Design. Oh, and I get to see you too of course. From a distance. Happy birthday. New In.

Happy Birthday. One of the best parts of having siblings and friends that we are very close to is that we can enjoy dark humor and criticisms with them without worrying about denting the beautiful relationship.

Fuck a duck! Sarah Ray. Filters Rude Content? Shit the Bed - You're Old. Like, seriously broke it. Happy birthday to my favourite, lonely singleton. Just had a lovely wank. Jess Moorhouse Design. Excitable, hairy, covered in fleas and your anal glands are an absolute state. Rude Birthday Messages Carly Brands. Happy birthday chum, I was going to get you a dildo but not even pieces of silicone want to come anywhere near you.