Huffpost parent tweets

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways.

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow HuffPostParents for more! The thing about 4 year olds is no matter how tired they are, if they get an 86 second nap in a car it will be enough to fuel them for the next 48 hours. Sleep experts: Dark room, avoid caffeine, listen to white noise, no screens an hour before sleep Me sitting in my bed with the light on, eating dark chocolate, hearing my 3yo roar like a dinosaur over the baby monitor, reading a reply Twitter argument: Sounds good.

Huffpost parent tweets

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow HuffPostParents for more! My 3yo, who has to have everything read aloud to him, opened a fortune cookie tonight that said, "The path to success lies in taking a bath without fussing or throwing water out of the tub and getting out nicely with no crying. No texting. No calling. Just showing up like we used to back in the 80s. One of my kids hates the smell of melted cheese, so naturally my other kid is going through a nachos only phase. The only way a dad can ask for help finding something at Home Depot is if he first explains that this store is setup differently from his usual HD. My 8yo singing Howareyouyeah instead of Hallelujah is the rewrite we all needed. Me: now why might that be disrespectful? My 7yo: there was no consistentration Me: no what? Me: consideration, baby.

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Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow HuffPostParents for more! Secret to peaceful parenting is to never tell your child the plans for the day. Hey mamas!

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow HuffPostParents for more! My 6yo is chanting all the words that rhyme with sucker and this is going to end badly in about 3 seconds. When I was growing up, water was the only approved drink between meals. Sorry kids I missed your childhood, I was busy trying to catch up on emails from your school. I was going through an old keepsakes box of mine and found a 4 colored pen.

Huffpost parent tweets

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X , the humor lives on. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow HuffPostParents for more! Someone come take his dad card away. I am so sick of elf on the shelf. A fun part of having your kids put together a Christmas wish list is realizing that you still want some of the things they want, like a jet pack.

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Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter is rebranding to X , the humor lives on.

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