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Mystery Science Theater —; —; — is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. There are movies, 60 shorts, and 4 specials in the MST3K canon. See Notes below for help on using this page. Come and listen to the story of a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed Then one day, he was shooting at some food The kin folk said "Jed, get away from there!

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Sign In Sign In. New Customer? Create account. Tom Servo : What do you think the lesson of the movie was? Crow : Don't watch it. Mike Nelson : [ about a man who just had his arm ripped off ] And ironically he collapses into an arm chair. Flora : No, Edward! Don't do it! Crow : I have my doubts that this movie is actually "starring" anybody. More like "camera is generally pointed at. Scientist in movie : You are a cynical, suspicious man. Crow T. Robot : No I'm not! Who told you that?

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Mike Nelson: There! I think I've taught you not to rebuff my wiener innuendo. Judy: [as she is shoveling bacon into her mouth] Mmm, I just love it when it's so warm and crispy! Mike Nelson: [about a man who just had his arm ripped off] And ironically he collapses into an arm chair. Crow T. Robot: Well, just come to see what you've done with all the grant money Joel: Hi, everybody.

Mike Nelson: There! I think I've taught you not to rebuff my wiener innuendo. Judy: [as she is shoveling bacon into her mouth] Mmm, I just love it when it's so warm and crispy! Mike Nelson: [about a man who just had his arm ripped off] And ironically he collapses into an arm chair. Crow T. Robot: Well, just come to see what you've done with all the grant money Joel: Hi, everybody. I'm Joel Robinson. Welcome to the

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Sign In Sign In. New Customer? Create account. Tom Servo : What do you think the lesson of the movie was? Crow : Don't watch it. Mike Nelson : [ about a man who just had his arm ripped off ] And ironically he collapses into an arm chair. Flora : No, Edward! Don't do it! Crow : I have my doubts that this movie is actually "starring" anybody. More like "camera is generally pointed at.

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Foster : [as he assists in defending Patricia's testimony to her boss about Dr. Joel : No, I think it's about a dog that changed its name. Crow: [to a peaceful bit of folk music] My anaconda don't want none less you got buns hon. Crow [as Kenny] : Tibby! Our most valuable resource? I think I was spotted on the way down here! Joel : [as Joey] Boy, will I ever! Forrester: Ah, you thought it was too short! Forrester: These are squeeze-toy guitars, Joel, made from discarded doggie chew toys. Crow [as Velazco] : And we have giant foot pincers! There's Auntie Ness of Scotland's loch! Robot : He's gonna get high!

Toggle navigation User area. Toggle search bar. Plot — A mad scientist wants to enslave the human race using bad movies.

Forrester: Well, Joel, this invention is based on the old slinky train toy I had as a kid. Remember, this and all literary works of the last century are the sole property of Isaac Asimov and his many affiliates. Joel : [as Joey] Boy, will I ever! Crap in hands! Forrester: Oh, Frank. Walsh : Although the sky above remains black… Crow [as Capt. There is nothing that can stand in our way. Oh, he also made bombs while he was up there. Zigra [ edit ] [A supertanker has just exploded in flames. It would cost too much to change the letterhead.