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And have we got some great dirty jokes for you. It goes without saying that the following contains some strong language, and very adult humour.

Hightlights from around the web! Check in daily for more hilarious content. A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that? I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex!

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Anonymous Anonymous. A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

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You ever wonder how trains eat? They choo-choo, of course. Didja hear about the deer that went to the dentist? It had buck teeth. Bacon and eggs walk into a restaurant. The host says, "We don't serve breakfast here.

Rude funny jokes

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? If your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows. When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

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Luckily my boss suggested we just wipe the slate clean. Joke of the Day Hightlights from around the web! Make Annonymous. A family is at the dinner table. How do you breathe through that tiny thing? Remember me. I thought there were many more different kinds of sex things that I was going to have to get my head around before I became an adult. I have a handrail around the bed. Anonymous Anonymous. How is being in the military like getting a blowjob? My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead. Sex with me these days is akin to thumbing marshmallows into the anus of a cat.

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