Shrek full movie script

This is the transcript for the film, Shrek.

Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss. Shrek hops out his outhouse and his routine like taking a mud shower and farting in his pool.

Shrek full movie script

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Shrek takes the mug and smashes the spigot off the large barrel of ale behind him.

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Shrek full movie script

At the end of the logo, the S's in "DreamWorks" and "SKG" turn green and grow out ogre ears, matching the film's logo. A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. The book opens and a Scottish-accented voice begins reading its text. Shrek: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss.

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Thelonius: Three! Shrek: Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? Shrek is getting ready for dinner. I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until-- Hey, no, wait. So will it be, bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three? That's right, fool! Shrek: Oh, yeah? Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah. Farquaad: Princess Fiona. Dwarf: Where are we supposed to put her?

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Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Shrek: Why are you following me? Her expression changes from confusion to horror as Monsieur Hood sings the last line. Donkey: All right, that's what I like to hear, man. You're great pals, aren't ya? Donkey: I don't get it, Shrek. The pair start making their way through the hallways of the dragon's dark and spooky keep. You're not coming home with me. Mirror: But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night. Horses, kegs of beer, arrow targets, and other equipment are scattered about. You think that Shrek is your true love? I was born outside.