Classical comedic monologues

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Looking for a great comedic monologue? You have come to the right page. We have put together a massive list of comedy monologues for men and women, from theatre, film and TV. We aim to cover all bases — some are from classical playwrights, and others from contemporary TV series. These monologues will work well for auditions, perhaps a showreel update or for just some self-taping fun.

Classical comedic monologues

Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists. Browse Theatre Writers. Galfred, Earl of Tweenwayes. The Amazons. Text Video. Orlando de Bois. As You Like It. The Assembly of Women. The Belle's Stratagem. The Fencing Master. The Bourgeois Gentleman. Lady Betty Modish. The Careless Husband. Lady Easy.

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Home Uncategorized 35 Comedic Monologues for Women. I know you will never read this letter. Crazy, hostile letters—like mine—the ones written in crayon on butcher paper, the ones made of letters cut out of magazines—. But I send them anyway, once a day, and do you know why? Because the loathing I pour into these pages is so ripe, so full-to-bursting, that it is my firm belief that anyone. This toxin will be passed upwards—it is the nature of bureaucracies to pass things vertically—till eventually,. In this way, through osmosis, little droplets of contagion are being rubbed into your leathery flesh every day—. We wait for the day when all the grams and drams and dollops of detestation will destroy you. We attack from below.

Classical comedic monologues

Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists. Browse Theatre Writers. Sheriff Shirley Mulroney. The Dalmar Biker War. Agnes Popowich. Cedric Bottomly. Text Video.

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So what am I doing here, Audrey? She told me she just wanted a bit of fun, and now she turns around and does this…! What you may not know is that I also own a bottle of dick cream, I fondle my sweaters, and I often like to smear mud on my ass. Cooking for all you nice people has really helped me get over the fact that I fought in the Vietnam War. They love me. It was so retarded and then in the fall when we started high school all her hair was cut off and she was totally weird and now I think she does heroin. The only fucking person I have ever allowed to call me Judy. She closed the curtains after that. My dear Dal, all those marriages of Does that make any sense? The Belle's Stratagem. Text Captain Bluntschli Arms and the Man. Browse Theatre Writers. Sir Epicure Mammon. I mean, best in ages.