Terrance and phillip quotes

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Terrance and phillip quotes

Phillip: Why don't you go eat some more pudding, you fatass drug addict! Terrance: I may be fat but at least I didn't get hair plugs! When Cartman jumps out of the fat lady's pants Cartman: Man, it smells down there! Terrance: Jesus Christ, that was fast! Well what should we name it? How about Jerry? Stan, Kyle, and Kenny jump out of her pants as well Fat lady: What the hell!?! Terrance: Oh wow! We had quadruplets! Phillip: I'm looking for a mechanic. Can you tell me how to get to the auto garage? Terrance: Sure, buddy! All you need to do is go down to the - he farts loudly so nobody could hear what he is saying - and that's how you get to the auto garage! Phillip: Can you tell me how to get to the auto garage without farting? Terrance: Sure.

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I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else? Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli? Cartman: Kyle's Mom Kyle's Mooooooooom!

Remember me. Forgot your password? Log in. Terrance character. Total quotes: 6. Phillip : Yes, perhaps he's homophobic. Terrance : But we're not gay, Phillip.

Terrance and phillip quotes

Nothing matters more than saving the planet from Republicans. You don't need to see Terrance and Phillip. Stan: No, dude, we really, really do. Earth Day Person: to woman Their will is strong. Cartman: Well yeah, dude. Beef and lamb, chicken and ham, Step to the left and clap your hands. Gosh we love that chicken and ham. Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham. Got a little left, chicken and ham.

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Added: August 18, Chorus : [ singing ] Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker. There she is. It's a foreign film from Canada. Terrance: It sure is. When you've been throug Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself. The Mole: I can't help you. Take a rest. Who's a fuckin' bitch? Kyle : It's not your fault, Cartman. Kyle: It's not your fault, Cartman. Stan: Why are you grounded? Add a Quote.

Terrance's birthday is October 20th and Phillip's is November 12th. The pair appear as the stars of The Terrance and Phillip Show.

Satan : You have spilled the blood of the innocent. And the jokes, while indeed vulgar and gross, are hysterical; we can't repeat them here, especially the lyrics to Terrance and Philip's hit song, but you'll be rolling on the floor. Cartman: What? Cancer is killing, Texaco's spilling, the whole world's gone to hell, but how are you? South Park Photos. Respect my fuckin' authoritayyy! Garrison : What is five times two? Tagged: cancer , Hate. Phillip: Look closer Log in. Kenny's Mom : Well, fine. This is your ass. You have about three seconds to live. Learn more. Here I come, you fucking rat.